I swore when I had kids that I would never buy junk cereal. You know the kind: over loaded with sugars, corn syrup and other crap but marketed as having essential vitamins to make your kids grown big and strong. Where? I can’t see them. Are they under the chocolate chips?
Remember Rocky Road Cereal? Awww man…that was the best. I begged my mom to buy that for me. When she finally relented, I thought she was the best. I immediately got hooked and begged for the sugar induced heavenly treat everytime she went to the store. I could have eaten that box in one sitting. Oh yeah, I did. I tried to ignore the way she looked at the bowl when she poured the chocolatey coated marshmallows in. She would say “This is not breakfast. It’s candy.”
Fast forward to my Mom years, and I am trying to fight the marketing that ploys on my nearly 7 year olds brain cells. ”He will eat only whole grain cereals and stuff with lots of vitamins and minerals. And above all else…no chocolate.”
Guess what my guy talked me into…Cookie Crisp cereal. I don’t really know how it happened. It was a momentary lapse of weakness I think. He was just being so extra good that day. And it was on sale. I relented. I gave in. I was my Mom. And now he thinks I am uber cool.
And I have to admit, that stuff is darn tasty. I try to look disgusted as I pour out the nummy little cookies into his bowl. I look at the bowl disapprovingly. ”This is not breakfast” I say. ”This is candy.” As he looks away I sneak a heavenly bite into my mouth. Hmm…I think back to my own Mom. Do you think?
I wonder where I could hide a box of Rocky Road around here?